superstreetfighter2turbohdremix:

i am 0% the person i was three years ago and i would probably get in a fight with 2011 me

i’m such a loser that i tagged myself on my other account to put my music on shuffle and write the first twenty songs

boy division - my chemical romance

i don’t care if you’re contagious - pierce the veil

the end of all things - panic! at the disco

the truth is a terrible thing - you me at six

stereo hearts - gym class heroes

disenchanted - my chemical romance

paper planes - m.i.a.

so what - p!nk

chinese - lily allen

black cat - mayday parade

welcome to youtube - bo burnham

30 minutes - t.A.T.u.

there’s a good reason these tables are numbered honey, you just haven’t thought of it yet - panic! at the disco

safety dance - men without hats

cute girls - patrick stump

i’m like a lawyer with the way i’m always trying to get you off (me and you) - fall out boy

for baltimore - all time low

we are broken - paramore

swing, swing - the all american rejects

nice guys finish last - cobra starship

starfleetrambo:

thefaultinourunicorns:

plot twist: your teacher accidentally calls you mom

I’ve been teaching people twice my age since I was 19. Believe me, it happens.

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pornhubhemmo:

Imagine watching an episode of Catfish and seeing someone use your pictures to catfish someone else

vulpvibe:

i downloaded a mod in skyrim that changes all the spiders to bears so the bears will liTERALLY DESCEND FROM THE CEILING OF CAVES

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THRE BEARS AR E IN

willurl:

lazymoth:

I don’t normally comment on this kind of thing here on my development blog, but it’s a close issue to me because soon I will be making my first professional game public and trying to make it with game development as a livelihood.
I wanted to reblog this but I don’t want the base post to keep getting more notes so I screencapped it instead. The link in above passage is located here. Please do not let Scott Cawthon become villainized by tumblr because of one person’s misinformation. Please read the linked message.
If you see anyone you know going along and actually believing this BS please take the time of day to correct them. Today someone’s promising career of professional artwork was unjustly attacked, both financially and even worse ethically. Please do not give permanence to this wide-scale hate campaign of a great developer for literally no reason, and please remember this site is a public forum where anything can blow up, and you should be careful when you say things that you did not personally research the veracity of.
Sorry this is part of your experience with tumblr so far Scott Cawthon. I swear there are rad people here.

THIS IS IMPORTANT. Tumblr user sleepysatyr admits that they were wrong, that they should have fact checked better, deleted the original post, and is requesting that people delete it on their blogs. They ALSO admit that this doesn’t make what they did right. This was a simple case of not fact checking and accidental spread of misinformation, so let’s not all go and attack sleepysatyr for it.

willurl:

lazymoth:

I don’t normally comment on this kind of thing here on my development blog, but it’s a close issue to me because soon I will be making my first professional game public and trying to make it with game development as a livelihood.

I wanted to reblog this but I don’t want the base post to keep getting more notes so I screencapped it instead. The link in above passage is located here. Please do not let Scott Cawthon become villainized by tumblr because of one person’s misinformation. Please read the linked message.

If you see anyone you know going along and actually believing this BS please take the time of day to correct them. Today someone’s promising career of professional artwork was unjustly attacked, both financially and even worse ethically. Please do not give permanence to this wide-scale hate campaign of a great developer for literally no reason, and please remember this site is a public forum where anything can blow up, and you should be careful when you say things that you did not personally research the veracity of.

Sorry this is part of your experience with tumblr so far Scott Cawthon. I swear there are rad people here.

THIS IS IMPORTANT. Tumblr user sleepysatyr admits that they were wrong, that they should have fact checked better, deleted the original post, and is requesting that people delete it on their blogs. They ALSO admit that this doesn’t make what they did right. This was a simple case of not fact checking and accidental spread of misinformation, so let’s not all go and attack sleepysatyr for it.

deadxlast:

pianorocknroll:

you know how every girl in the world has a secret code with her girlfriends for when they need a tampon well when I was younger the code was ‘japan is attacking, do you have supplies’ I feel like I shouldn’t have to explain the joke but just to be safe

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Oh my fucking god

hoshee:

vaporheart-archive:

i think something went wrong

The sorting hat is never wrong. You are in leg house.

hoshee:

vaporheart-archive:

i think something went wrong

The sorting hat is never wrong. You are in leg house.

askulloffoxes:

fightingforanimals:

The woman on the left is a mother from Miami who was so desperate to feed her hungry family that she was trying to steal a lot of food.
The woman on the right is Miami-Dade County Police Officer Vicki Thomas. Officer Thomas was about to arrest Jessica Robles but changed her mind at the last minute.

Instead of arresting her, she bought Robles $100 worth of groceries:
“I made the decision to buy her some groceries because arresting her wasn’t going to solve the problem with her children being hungry.”
And there’s no denying they were hungry. Robles’ 12 year old daughter started crying when she told local TV station WSVN about how dire their situation was:
“[It’s] not fun to see my brother in the dirt hungry, asking for food, and we have to tell him, ‘There is nothing here.’”
Officer Thomas says she has no question that what she did was right:
“To see them go through the bags when we brought them in, it was like Christmas. That $100 to me was worth it.”
But Officer Thomas did have one request:
“The only thing I asked of her is, when she gets on her feet, that she help someone else out. And she said she would.”
And guess what? The story gets even better.
After word got out about what happened people donated another $700 for Jessica Robles to spend at the grocery store.
And then best of all a local business owner invited her in for an interview and ended up hiring her on the spot as a customer service rep.
She started crying when he told her:
“There’s no words how grateful I am that you took your time and helped somebody out. Especially somebody like me.”
And to think it all started with one veteran police officer trusting her “instinct” instead of going “by the book”.
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askulloffoxes:

fightingforanimals:

The woman on the left is a mother from Miami who was so desperate to feed her hungry family that she was trying to steal a lot of food.

The woman on the right is Miami-Dade County Police Officer Vicki Thomas. Officer Thomas was about to arrest Jessica Robles but changed her mind at the last minute.

Instead of arresting her, she bought Robles $100 worth of groceries:

“I made the decision to buy her some groceries because arresting her wasn’t going to solve the problem with her children being hungry.”

And there’s no denying they were hungry. Robles’ 12 year old daughter started crying when she told local TV station WSVN about how dire their situation was:

“[It’s] not fun to see my brother in the dirt hungry, asking for food, and we have to tell him, ‘There is nothing here.’”

Officer Thomas says she has no question that what she did was right:

“To see them go through the bags when we brought them in, it was like Christmas. That $100 to me was worth it.”

But Officer Thomas did have one request:

“The only thing I asked of her is, when she gets on her feet, that she help someone else out. And she said she would.”

And guess what? The story gets even better.

After word got out about what happened people donated another $700 for Jessica Robles to spend at the grocery store.

And then best of all a local business owner invited her in for an interview and ended up hiring her on the spot as a customer service rep.

She started crying when he told her:

“There’s no words how grateful I am that you took your time and helped somebody out. Especially somebody like me.”

And to think it all started with one veteran police officer trusting her “instinct” instead of going “by the book”.

Source

I N S T I N C T

scaredpotter:

the slytherins making a drinking game where they take a shot every time draco malfoy talks about harry potter

being in a fandom long term: urrrrrrrrrrgh not this shitty argument again we've covered this

foreveralone-lyguy:

Wtf the Apple Store doesn’t even sell fruit

officialnorthamerica:

thespiritfox:

We lost Earl Ragnar, our favorite Beta fish. 

& we were sure to give him a viking’s funeral as such a magnificent fish as he deserves. 

See you in Valhalla my friend. 

Sail, Ragnar. Sail. 

ur family pet died so u lit him on fire in front of a toddler