mskneesocks:

phrux:

megidonut

my people

mskneesocks:

phrux:

megidonut

my people

homebeccer:

"oh my god stop criticizing young girls who like 50 Shades of Gray or Twilight you can’t tell them what they can and can’t read"

no we can’t but we have to protect young girls from mistaking abusive behavior for genuine affection at all costs

onehundredpercentdun:

but imagine if Ryan Ross and Tyler Joseph wrote a song together. imagine the vocabulary. imagine the metaphors.

vriskastuck:

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

why does the guy look like jeremy clarkson

vriskastuck:

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

why does the guy look like jeremy clarkson

avianawareness:

yeffyaboyuice:

irregular-equinox:

My bird is dancing to smash mouth it was great

NEVER LET THIS DIE

Fids LOVE music.

fun fact: you are your icon

riddlemetom:

really tho the fictional character that’s been treated the worst by its writers is Scrat

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daniraptor:

ayee guuurl how is you <3

daniraptor:

ayee guuurl how is you <3

blein:

sO my friend’s dog died and she lives in new york city and so she had to take it to the vet by the subway and she put the dead dog in the suitcase on the subway and it was a pretty big dog and some dude saw that she was struggling with the suitcase so he asked if she needed help with it and he said do you mind me asking what’s in it and she didnt want to say a dead dog so shE SAID IT WAS A BUNCH OF LAPTOPS SO HE TOOK THE SUITCASE AND RAN AND I JUST 

folieadude:

xaviercharles:

i love it when lyrics don’t make sense to you but then you sit and think about them for a while and suddenly they’re the deepest shit you’ve ever heard it just always makes me feel good when that happens

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